I Hate David Axelrod’s Eyebrows

If there’s one thing (besides Rev. Wright) working against Barack Obama, it’s got to be his campaign’s ‘chief strategist’ and inescapable talking head, David Axelrod.

I can’t decide whether I hate his cheesy mustache or his Groucho Marx eyebrows more, or maybe it’ just his general resemblance to a badly shaved pug. He looks like a demonic muppet and spouts platitudes and half-truths like a fountain of pure bullshit.

After seeing 3 Axelrod appearances in as many days I’m sick of him and getting to the point where the association of his slick spinmongering with Obama is making me have more and different kinds of doubts about Obama. I thought Obama was a naive, earnest but well meaning socialist. Axelrod makes me think Obama is just as sinister as Clinton.



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Dave Nalle has worked as a magazine editor, a freelance writer, a capitol hill staffer, a game designer and taught college history for many years. He now designs fonts for a living and lives with his family in a small town just outside Austin where he is ex-president of the local Lions Club. He is on the board of the Republican Liberty Caucus and Politics Editor of Blogcritics Magazine. You can find his writings about fonts, art and graphic design at The Scriptorium. He also runs a conspiracy debunking site at IdiotWars.com.

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